WHEN I HAD A HEART TO HEART WITH MYSELF IN REGARDS TO MONEY

WHEN ANOTHER SERVER GETS SAT WITH A LARGE PARTY AND THEY ALL ORDER WATER

WHEN MY TABLE ASKS HOW I'M DOING

WHEN I TRY AND BE SNEAKY WHEN CHECKING OUT ATTRACTIVE CUSTOMER ACROSS THE ROOM

WHEN I HAVE A FEW BEERS DURING MY BREAK AND SHOW UP BACK AT WORK

WHEN I CLOSE OUT A CREDIT CARD CHECK AS CASH

WHEN I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN ANYONE ELSE ON THE SHIFT
